Subject: Bug
Geographic location of the bug: Ireland
Date: 02/06/2019
Time: 08:39 AM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: I have found two of theses and my skin is itchy could you tell me what it is
How you want your letter signed: I don’t understand this
This is a terrestrial Isopod known as a Woodlouse and we doubt it has anything to do with your itchiness.