Geographic location of the bug: England
Time: 01:59 PM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: I found this in a salad from Morrison’s and can’t find what it is or where it’s from
How you want your letter signed: J Mccormack
This is not a Beetle. It is a True Bug. It looks to us like a Soldier Bug, Spilostethus pandurus. Here is an image of an individual on Alamy that was sighted in Germany.