Subject: Curious bug
Geographic location of the bug: Western washington
Date: 12/01/2017
Time: 09:19 PM EDT
I found this in my bathroom sink after brushing my hair. I’m hoping it wasn’t IN my hair. HELP!!!!! What is it?
How you want your letter signed: Rose M [Ed. Note: surname withheld to avoid stigma]
Dear Rose,
This looks like a Human Louse, and you should probably check for more.