Subject: What kind of spider
Geographic location of the bug: Orange County, California
Time: 03:17 AM EDT
This spider was huge. Big web right outside our house. Any idea what it is? Poisonous?
How you want your letter signed: Scared of spiders guy
Dear Scared of spiders guy,
We are deducing that because of your use of the past tense “This spider was huge” and by the contorted appearance of the harmless Orbweaver in your image, that your fear led to Unnecessary Carnage.
2 thoughts on “Harmless Orbweaver “was huge””
Bawwwww it was huge. So it was how many times larger than you? Oh, wait, it was proportionally way smaller than you? Oh dear. Then I guess you’re just a b. As in the -itch variety.
Sooo many people fear so many insects. I am only afraid of those whose ignorance sways every move in their life. People need to educate themselves on the things around them. I’m trying not to write a book about it but this pic and question are prime examples.