Subject: weird bug
Location: Northeast Louisiana
April 17, 2015 7:42 pm
Dear bugman
I think this bug is biting my family and I think my house is infected with them.
Signature: yalonda
Dear Yalonda,
You have blood sucking Bed Bugs, and we recommend that you seek professional assistance for the problem.
I hope you have metal bed frames, because you’ll be putting the legs in pans of kerosene.