Subject: What is this
Geographic location of the bug: Southeast texas
Time: 03:37 PM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: Almost sat on it in car
How you want your letter signed: holly
This is a Lacewing Larva, commonly called an Aphid Wolf. Many folks experience unprovoked bites from Lacewing larvae, and the irritation from a bite might last a week or longer, so in that sense, you are lucky you did not sit on it with exposed skin. Though it causes some irritation, the bite of a Lacewing larva is not considered dangerous. We are incredibly amused at the composition of your image.