Subject: Identify this bug for me please
Geographic location of the bug: Turlock California
Time: 02:57 AM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: Please help me identify this I’ve seen them several times and they are scary and horrifying
How you want your letter signed: Please help me
In addition to being “scary and horrifying” this bug is also quite blurry, so much that we cannot identify it, but it might be a Solifugid.