Time: 08:26 AM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: Why in the hell do you have a site called What’s That Bug when you don’t want to answer people asking exactly that? Pointless, flippant and plain rude. There’s nothing humorous about people suffering. I see you aren’t shy asking for donations. How about you educate yourself and actually answer people asking, “What’s that bug?” Before asking for money.
Your Name: Mason
Your Email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
It has been nearly two years since we have felt compelled to post a Nasty Reader Award, so you will probably be thrilled to learn that you are lucky #13. We had a challenging December, with some technical difficulties occurring that prevented us from doing any posting for more than an entire week, and we can honestly say that we don’t believe we have gone that long without posting in many years. Most days we try to make at least a few new posts, and we averaged more than three per day for 2018, though that average is considerably lower than our average of more than six new posts per day in 2010. That said, we do answer letters, but our tiny staff is not able to answer every request we receive. We offer a free service on the internet, which is not that common, and we make no apologies for accepting donations from grateful readers. As of now, we have 26,519 unique postings on our site, most of which represent our tiny editorial staff answering the question “What’s That Bug?” To you we say “Bug Off.”