Subject: Weird creature found at my school
Geographic location of the bug: Southern Kentucky
Time: 01:26 AM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: I recently found what resembles a bug in my university’s shower and I would love to know what type of insect it is, or if it is even an insect.
How you want your letter signed: A concerned student
Dear Concerned Student,
We do not want to speculate on the possible number of things that might come off of or out of a university student’s body in a communal shower only to be left behind for the next person to discover, but we can say for certain this is not an insect.