Ed. Note: Though we have heard that in the field of education, there are no dumb questions, this anonymous submission from points unknown, with its incoherent language, does come close to disputing that claim.
Subject: Bug leg
Geographic location of the bug: To embarrassing to say location.
Time: 03:12 AM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: I found this bug leg and wanted to see what kind it was. I hope its nothing to serious to worry about. I nk tr sure how to dicrip it it keeps showing up out of no where.
How you want your letter signed: I don’t know
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