Subject: Painted carnage!
Geographic location of the bug: Irrelevant
Time: 07:42 PM EDT
Your letter to the bugman: Hi, Bugman! I work at a retail store in South Dakota, but much of our merchandise is made in China. I think this poor creature must have been painted into this canister at the factory in China. Can you identify, despite his ‘blue mood’? Hard to say with legs folded under, but I’d put the length of each limb at 3″+. For scale, the floor tiles are 12″x12″.
How you want your letter signed: Josh M
We agree with your assessment that this Spider must have been painted at the factory. We believe this is a male Giant Huntsman Spider, Heteropoda venatoria, a species that has been introduced to many parts of the world because of banana shipments. This would have made a good April Fool’s posting were it not for real.