Mouth
Full of Meal Moths!!!!!
(03/26/2008) Worst Bug Story
You have an amazing site; I have spent the last three hours
looking it over. Before I share my awful bug story, I would
like to suggest an idea to your readers who experience ladybug
invasions. You mention that they can vacuum the ladybugs.
Yet, why waste good ladybugs that are just trying to survive
the winter? Gather them up (a bagless vacuum might work without
killing them) and refrigerate them or store them in a cool
place until you can release them outside in the spring --
targeting, of course, prized shrubs that may be hosting some
nasties that the ladybugs could eat.
Now, here is the story (which pales in comparison to the mystery
plague and tampon stories listed on your page). Before the
store closed down, my stepmother had a bad habit of shopping
at a local IGA that frequently sold expired goods. She also
never looked at the expiration dates. After one of these shopping
trips, I opened up a “new” box of cereal (I forgot -- or suppressed
-- which kind), poured a bowl, and started to eat. Very soon
afterward, my family noticed several flying insects buzzing
around the kitchen. They looked like quarter inch mayflies,
but with shorter proportioned bodies. I thought that they
were a bit strange, but I merrily continued to enjoy my cereal
-- until I happened to look closely at the bowl. The cereal
was alive. I ran to the garbage disposal and spit out what
I had in my mouth. When I had collected myself, I reopened
the cereal box, and a swarm of the pests escaped. The box
was very expired, though I am not sure that such is a good
excuse for the cereal company. Larva and Flakes just doesn’t
sound like a winner for General Mills. Needless to say, it
was the last time that I confidently poured cereal without
an inspection.
Dear Anonymous,
We hope the Reputation
Defender Service Team doesn't attack us for your letter
mentioning General Mills or IGA. We haven't posted a letter
to the Worst Bug Story Ever
page of our site in three and a half years, but your story
grabbed our attention. Expiration dates are on products for
a good reason. While this does not look good for the manufacturer,
the burden of enforcement does lie with the retailer and the
buyer. On a more positive note, a little additional protein
is far less injurious than E. coli in spinich, Salmonella
in peanut butter, tainted pet food from China, or the myriad
chemical additives that have been approved by the FDA. Thank you for a thoroughly engaging letter and a tip on ladybugs.
Body Lice
(09/09/2004)
Hi there bugman, It's Amy again. I just wrote a rather
wordy letter a little while ago. Well, I had to write you
another letter after browsing the website a bit more. The
part about the worst bug stories ever, and itching...I can
tell you from personal experience (unfortunately) that the
bugs causing big red itchy bumps on the skin in the one womans
story about her three kids very well could have been "body
lice". I know, sounds gross. I was sixteen when I got
them from kids I babysat. Their mother had a very hard time
trying to identify what was going on, even finding a bug to
begin with was difficult. When we finally found the buggers,
they were all over the bed underneath the sheets. We had to
do the "magicians swipe" of the sheets to catch
anything before they scattered. They look like ticks. I brought
one to my dermatologist and he identified it as a body louse.
The treatment is just like for headlice...pretty much, but
you have to leave the lotion on for 24 to 48 hours then shower,
and wash everything and spray mattresses and couches, etc.
Pretty nasty experience, but I suspect that's probably the
problem this woman had with her children. I would encourage
you to try to find a pic of a body louse, as well as other
types of lice, so that people can try to identify them if
need be. Talk about nasty bugs with no earthly good use...ick
Amy
Thanks for the tip Amy. Body Lice are not fun and should
have professional attention. We only post photos supplied
by our readers, but we will gladly post any images of Lice
that come in..
(12/24/2003)
Tampon Infestation
Hi, Your website is awsome, and answers many questions. Anyway,
I thought I would share a termite (I think a termite?) horror
story. You may not be able to post it as it is a bit graphic
but I think it is a great story and a very important PSA for
any woman with termites in her house. Anyway, when I was about
12 or 13 I started using tampons. As any girlcan tell you,
when you first start you can't do it very well. So I was in
the bathroom (of our termite infested house) wrestling with
this damn thing which I couldn't (THANKFULLY) get in and finally
gave up. Blaming the product, I put it up to my face and popped
the cotton part out of the plastic applicator to see if maybe
there was something wrong with it. Well,to my horror there
were maggots (my biggest fear) writhing all over the cotton,
in and out of little holes they had made. I threw it across
the room as I assume anyone would and then realized after
the shock of maggots in my face, that I had just been trying
to shove that thing in myself. After thinking about it I realized
that the grubs were most likely not maggots but termite larva,
we had just had a "termite night" the day before,
where the adult termites fly all over the place and you have
to sit around with the lights out. I do not use tampons anymore
without first inspecting the cotton part THOROUGHLY. So the
moral of this story is to all women, pop the cotton out of
the tampon before using to make sure you are not disturbing
anyone's meal.
Jade Shiroma
Dear
Jade,
While your story is truly horrific, I don't believe you
had termite larvae eating the cotton of the tampon. Termite
young are cared for within the colony. A more likely suspect
are certain moths or beetles that eat natural fibers.
(10/7/2003)
worst bug story ever
Just found your site - great work!! Read "Worst
Bug Story Ever" and was wondering, did you ever identify
the culprit bug? Sounds like bed bugs to me - am I
close? They are reported to be real problems in the
East esp. hotels and motels. Can you dish any dirt
on these little devils? Thanks,
Ron
Dear
Ron,
There is no true way you can identify a bug by its itch.
While bedbugs, Cimex lectularius, are a possibility, we
believe our victims of the worst bug story ever were plagued
by some type of bird mite.
Hogue writes: "When indoors, the Common Bedbug feeds
exclusively on human blood, invading the bed at night for
its meals. although the bite may cause immediate pain in
some individuals, the first indication of its presence is
often only dark stains on the bed sheets from the bug's
excrement or the itching of bites the next day. Heavy infestations
of bedbugs also are accompanied by a characteristic disagreeable
musky odor that comes from the bugs' scent glands, which
are similar to those possessed by stink bugs. Some people
assume that the source of infestations is dirt or old clothing,
and these mistaken ideas probably stem from the bug's ability
to withstand long periods without food. Infestation always
begins, of course, by introduction from other preexisting
infestations. and the bug easily finds transportation on
clothing, bedding, or overstuffed furniture. During the
day bedbugs hide in crevices in walls and floors, behind
wall decorations, and in furniture.
THE
WORST BUG STORY EVER!!!
Dear
Mr. Bug man,
Recently,
I won a scholarship which enabled me to study abroad in
the north of Spain during the past summer. Unfortunately,
I would give anything if I hadn't. The dormitory I stayed
at had lots of bugs, no cockroaches but mosquitoes, termites,
and one girl was bitten by a spider. I saw some that looked
like beige or grey fleas in my bed one night, and I also
began to feel something crawling, a ticklish sensation all
over my body. I couldn't see anything on me though.
Well they exterminated my
room, with a spray called Bloom, and that evening it started
again. I refused to sleep in that bed, so they finally gave
me a key to another room. A few days later I returned home.
I had cleaned everything in my new room before returning
and hand washed my clothes (not the best way I now know).
About two to three weeks after returning home, it seemed
that these mysterious bugs hatched everywhere. They usually
begin by crawling up my calves, then proceed to my scalp,
they go in my ears and sting me, and even in my nose. I
have some bite marks that look kind of like mosquito bites,
others look like pin pricks. They are vicious little creatures.
I've been to the doctor four times, first my primary doctor,
then one dermatologist twice, and another once. None of
them believe it is scabies. The dermatologist took a stool
specimen, some of my blood, and a biopsy of one of the bites.
Then he, like the primary doctor, gave me permethrin 5%
although he, like the primary dr. couldn't find anything.
The second dr. asked what the first one did and gave me
the
same thing. I went to the second dermatologist with my boyfriend
who is starting to get the same symptoms. At first he only
felt the stinging bites, but now that creepy crawling, tickling
sensation too. Also my cats have been shaking their heads,
scratching and biting. I took them to the vet. Neither dr.
could find anything on them, but the second gave me some
Revolution, which has something like ivermectin (probably
not spelled right). One dose is supposed to protect them
for 30 days. He gave me a three month supply. We have bombed
the apartment about 10 times with pyrithium insecticides
to no avail. All of our clothing and rugs, including our
couch and mattress are wrapped in plastic, because I initially
thought I had lice or scabies. Every day we've been going
to the Laundromat with our bedding and clothing
washing in hot water and drying on hot for one hour. We
are so exhausted and near homeless. It is unbearable to
be in the apartment.
Many nights I have not slept. The only time I can sleep
for a couple of hours, is fully emerged in a tub of water.
At one time, I was taking 5 baths a day. Then someone said
perhaps my skin was irritated and with the bombing, which
does seem to help, I've been able to cut it down to one
or two, on a bad day maybe three. I've done numerous other
things too, put olive oil and garlic all over my body with
plastic seran wrap on my head. I've put Vaseline on my face
and in my long hair. Recently, I finally gave in and cut
several inches of my hair which was starting to fall out
anyway. And once I actually put hot sauce on my legs (big
mistake). Obviously, I can't keep this up, physically, psychologically,
emotionally or economically. Why won't they die!? When I
take a really long bath, boiling out my ears with peroxide,
and submerging myself, if we've recently dropped a bomb,
I can get out of the apartment without any on me. I stayed
a blissful two days at my boyfriend's sisters without any
sign of the little creatures. We are going to stay with
her for about five days and put the cats in a boarding house.
An exterminator is going to come and take a look on Thursday.
We will try to bomb some more. I can't take the cats to
the sister's apt. though, because her building doesn't allow
it. My mom lives all the way in TN. And I feel so stuck.
I have never been more depressed. This is worse than when
I had walking pneumonia about 3 or 4 years ago, especially
since you can't see them.
I have put some sticky things around, given to me by the
extermination place. But honestly, I am at my wits end.
I have canceled my classes for this semester, which they
gladly did since I told them it was their program that this
evolved from. My professor however, seemed indignant since
she is from the town where we stayed and attended the same
university. I'm sorry she took it personally, but I do believe
the school failed to take precautions. They hadn't any screens
on the windows, and they did not cover the mattresses in
plastic. Also, they let food rot in a fridge in the hall
for about 3 out of the 4 weeks we were there. I would sue
them if I had the energy, but I just want the whole thing
to be over. Thank god for my boyfriend's job, but the sleepless
nights may eventually put him in a compromising situation
at work. He has to be on his toes, because he works in a
high pressured environment (an investment banking firm)
trouble shooting computer problems. He doesn't make a ton
of money though and with all the recent layoffs we are really
worried. We live in New York City, and
finding another apartment is soooooooooo difficult. Also,
they may not resolve the problem because we may well end
up taking them with us. I even went to a catholic church
and put some holy water on myself (my mom's suggestion),
and confessed to the priest, although I'm not catholic He
informed me he could not give me absolution, but I told
him I just really needed to talk to somebody. He was very
kind, and I felt better. But I still have the problem. Just
when I think we're winning, it seems a new batch hatches
out. I returned from my trip on August 23rd I think it was,
and this is November 6th. My patience is running out. We
are all probably going to get cancer from so many pesticides,
the ones I've sprayed, and put on myself. I've even boiled
water and mixed it with bleach to mop the hardwood floors.
I've cleaned everything with Lysol. My cat threw up, although
we do mop up
afterward. I hate putting them through this awful crap.
They are spoiled and one of my greatest joys. I've used
Off, including the
candle which made my nose blow black sot. I'm probably poisoning
him too. Everything that lives must die. It has to be an
insect, since the pesticides do seem to help. What am I
doing wrong? I am losing my hope, sanity, and am afraid
of ending up homeless in this city. I hope I haven't sounded
too much like the doom patrol, but if you have any clue
I would be so grateful. If not, thanks for at least letting
me vent. It is somewhat cathartic in itself. Maybe one day
I will be able to look back and at least if not laugh heartily,
smile nervously while sharing my experience with friends
in my nice cozy apartment which I love and have worked so
hard to make that way.
Yours truly,
Charley a.k.a. curvysmile
Dear
Bug Man:
After reading "The worst bug story ever" I nearly
fainted because everything that was written in her
story is our story also. If possible, we would like
to have contact with her as we have been experiencing this
problem for about one year with no relief! We've tried everything
and the symptoms are identical. Crawling sensations, very
small bites, and these things seem to get more vivacious
in the early morning hours. This all started with a bird
mite infestation. We had pigeon and sparrow nests in the
eves of our condo. After the erradication, the mites dropped
down into our unit and have been wreaking havoc ever since.
We've had exterminators over here with no relief. They suggested
we tent, however we have yet to convinced our association
to take the expense. We are rentersand our neighbors had
the problem, but now say they don't for fear of us suing,
(long story) and have been told to keep silent. We
have been to doctors and dermotologists. We are
not suffering from scabies, and have had all the creams
with only minor relief. We are not suffering from delusional
parisitosis, because when we leave this place for a few
days they are gone. I am a businessman and my
wife is in the movie industry. We take no drugs. Can you
please E-MAIL us, and/or give us the writer's e-mail address
so we can contact her to see if she has had any success.
Thank You,
Candy & Ronnie in North Hollywood, Ca.
Dear
Candy and Ronnie,
So sorry to hear about your terrible bug saga!
Sounds awful! I have sent your letter on to the lady who
wrote in about the worst
bug incident ever, and, unless she has been completely
destroyed by the bugs, I'm sure she'll get back to you!

Hi Lisa,
I am glad to say that we finally got rid of the little "buggers".
But I am truly very sorry to hear that someone else is going
through the same hellacious dilemma with these vicious little
creatures. Thanks for the privacy consideration, but I don't
mind if you give these unfortunate folks my email. If my
experience could in any way contribute to the early
eradication of the mysterious and tortuous bug experience
for any one else, I would feel somewhat vindicated. To
be quite frank however, we still don't know for sure what
the heck they were and which of the many things we
tried finally did the trick in getting rid of the little
beasts. And for the first few months afterward,
I actually had nightmares that they were back! The
good thing is that it did end, eventually. I'll
have to keep my fingers crossed that we don't turn green
in 10 years from toxic pesticide poison, my worst fear about
the whole mess. Anyway, now I can actually laugh about it,
a little bit, somewhat nervously, while slightly trembling.
On a lighter note, I've attached a photo of Java. He is our
other kitty cat. The photo doesn't do him justice, but its
the only one I had scanned in the puter. It will give
you an idea of what he looks like. He and Gato are best
buddies and I was most sorry for the misery they went through
during the bug crisis. Also, a brief update. George
and I were married last December. With the mites that
bite and 9-11 (we live in nyc), we decided not to waste
any more time. It is nice to hear from you again Lisa. You
guys keep up the good work. I really enjoy your site.
Charley
Dear Charley,
Thanks so much for the update!
I'm glad to hear the good news that the bugs have found
another home! I'm a little sorry that their new home appears
to be on the West Coast... (see What's
That Bug....)
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